A Short Phone Call By Levitor Ani
"You wanna fuck my shit hole," the voice on the phone said.
"Scott?"
"You know anybody else as dirty as me," Scott said.
"Right now," I asked, looking at my watch.
"Yeah, right now," he said. "I've got a load you won't believe. I tried to call you earlier. I've got a huge load. Been holding it back all afternoon. Squeezing my shit hole closed like you wouldn't believe. My ass is totally full, Dude. Big turd waiting for me to push out. Just the way you like. Feels like an effing twelve inch log. So... you wanna eat my ass then watch me shit this fucking load? You wanna watch me stretch my shit hole open for you?"
"Whoa," I said. "Slow down. Where are you?"
"My place. Where do you think? Sitting here squeezing my shit hole closed, thinking about you pissing on my hole while I grunt this load out."
"A good, hard load," I asked.
"Hard and long, Dude. Haven't had a shit for two days. You should pay me extra for this one."
"Two days," I said. "Really?"
"Well, a day and a half. My last shit was at school Friday....in the men's room in the library basement. A good hard grunt with nobody else around. A short, fat turd but I had to push like hell to shit it out. Just the kind you like. My ass hole was sore the rest of the day."
"I don't particularly like short turds," I said. "You know that."
"I know. But you like to see me grunt and push, don't you? You like seeing my shit hole spread open as I grunt my turd out real slow. You like to watch me having a good hard shit. I know what you like, Bobby. The question is, can you get over here. I want to feel your warm piss on my tight hole. I want to feel your hard cock sliding up my ass after I finish this huge dump --- nothing but some left over shit on my un-wiped hole for lubrication. Am I turning you on, Dude, or what?
"Yeah, you are."
"So get you ass over here and I'll slowly grunt you two days worth of my beautiful shit. I'll leave the front door unlocked in case I'm in the shower when you get here."
"Hold off on the shower until I get there. I want to smell and eat your sweaty hole before you get it all squeaky clean and smelling like fucking bath soap."
"Ummmm...that sounds good, Dude. I love feeling you eat my ass. I'm popping a stiffy just thinking about it."
"Me too," I said.
"I'm a really nasty guy, aren't I?"
"Yes, you are," I agreed. "You'll need a good hard spanking afterward, won't you?"
"Oh yes. I'll need my butt spanked real hard... especially my shit hole. You'll spank my shit hole too...right? I'll need my hole spanked with your wooden spoon, won't I?"
"You got that right," I said. "Your little, pink, wrinkled hole will be bright red when I'm finished with it."
"And my butt cheeks too... right? I'm such a dirty guy. Tell me you'll spank my butt."
"Oh don't worry, I will."
"Say it, Dude. I want to hear you say it."
"Okay, I'll spank your butt. How's that?"
"Perfect."
"Dirty boys like you need their ass totally spanked. Your butt will be sore for at least two days. I promise."
"Sounds totally kewl. Get your ass over here."
"I'm on my way."
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