Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
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"Beavis, put that away. How many times have I told you not to take that thing out while were watching TV! " "Shut up asswipe! It's not my fault! It's that chinese guy in my head... he told me to pull down my pants and spank my monkey" "Beavis, you're such a turd (huh huhhuhhuh huh huhhuh) you never even made it with a chick before" "Shut up Butthead before I have to get all midevil on your ass, besides you never made it with a chick either!" "Yes I have Dillhole, I Made it with your mom, she's such a slut" [just then Daria walks up]
"Beavis what the hell are you doing?" "Why are you pants down around your ankles and why is.. is... is ..... is that really your schlong???" "Oh my god, you really are hung like a horse beavis! Um... can I take a closer look at that? I mean for like science class, It might have some research significance" "Um, ok you can do all the research sniffagainst you want Daria, (huh huhhuh huh huhuhuh) Wow,dude did you see that she swallowed the whole thing!! " Oh my god, Give it back, GIVE IT BACK AHHHG" ~SLAP~ "Shut up Beavis, She's not gonna bite it off or anything... She just wants to borrow it for a while you dumbass" "oh yeah... Um you can keep doing that it feels pretty good ya know "
"Hey why are my nads shrinking ahhhg! whats happening? Why is my thingy peeing like that ... AAAAAAAHHHG Butthead look.. she's like that android guy from alien, look at all that white stuff squirting out of her mouth! Stop it STOP IT!!"
" Beavis you're such a nerd... thats your cum i'm spitting out and even if you are hung like a horse I'll never blow you again... at least Mr. VanDriesen doesn't spas out like you"
"Oh yeah.. I knew that Um, Thats OK cause Mr. buzzcut gives a better blowjob than you anyways"