OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters. "KEEPING UP APPEARANCES" is a BBC Production and is directed and written by Harold Snoad. Well, "KUA" fans, in this hot chapter , the dapper, horny Richard Bucket is "exploring new territory to conquer...." namely, the handsome, randy Major, who, up until now, fancied only snobbish Hyacinth.......UZIP ANDENJOY!!
Richard Bucket and his ultra-snobbish, overbearing wife Hyacinth, were spending a weekend at the Chesford Grange, where Richard was to be playing golf (which, incidently, he hated) with a family "friend", Major Wilton Smythe. After they had settled in, Hyacinth went outdoors to stroll about the gardens, leaving Richard to play golf. In thier lavish suite, Richard had just finished showering, and was clad only in his boxers, dark dress socks, and garters. Richard had forgotten to lock the door to the room, and, without warning, there came two loud knocks, and, the door swung open, and there was the Major, who (I might add) was hoping to catch Hyacinth alone. But, he had NO idea how lucky he was at that moment to find only Richard!!
"I say, Bucket," the Major laughed, eyeing Richard in only his shorts and socks "looks like you're all ready for fun and games, old boy!" Even though this intrusion caught Richard off-guard, he was still sharp and quick on the draw. After all, he HAD wanted to bugger the dapper, distinguished, handsome Major's firm, beefy arse for too long now. "As a matter of fact, Major, " Richard replied, feeling his cock starting to twitch " I AM ready for 'fun and games'.....with you!! " The reason Richard was so bold , was that, on more than a few occassions, the randy Major had patted Richard's arse and even goosed him a few times, making it seem it was all a joke. But, Richard suspected, (correctly, as it turned out!) that the Major was secretly bi, but kept that side of him well under wraps. On hearing that unexpected remark, the Major fakedastonishment.
" With ME, RICHARD???? GOOD GOD, MAN...WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING??" Richard could see this was merely a bluff, and he made his move right then and there. "What I'm suggesting, Major," Richard chuckled, "is this...." The dapper, strapping Major, still wearing his tweed cap and expensive blazer felt his aristocratic shaft start to harden in his trousers as Richard's hand started to rub and squeeze it behind hisfly.
"GOOD LORD, RICHARD........I SEE YOU WASTE NO TIME!" Within a moment, the Major's cock was at full mast, a throbbing slab of British bone begging for release. "I think you've wanted this for a long time, Major, " Richard muttered "I know I have!" With that, Richar unzipped the Major's fly and unbuckled his belt. He then pushed the Major's trousers down to his ankles, revealing his strong, hairy legs, and argyle socks held up with garters. Richard actually started to drool at the erotic sight beforehim.
The Major was wearing a pair of red-striped, old-fashioned snap-front boxers, and his massive cock, leaking a steady flow of lube into the sweaty cotton, looked to be a real whopper....at least ten inches! Richard slowly unbuttoned two of the snaps on the Major's shorts, leaving the waist snap untouched, and, when the last snap was undone, the Major's massive erection swung out, a long thread of lube hanging from the dribbling slit. "OOOOHHHGODDDD!!!!!: The Major groaned, as Richard's talented executive tongue slithered and danced along the lube-slick head of his rock-hard prong, and then Richard opened his mouth wide and swallowed a good seven inches of the Major's pounding trouser-snake. "DAMN, BUCKET!!," the Major groaned, his big hands carressing Richard's balding head. Richard reached round and start rubbing and squeezing the Major's round, firm, manly arsecheeks as he continued to deep-throat his huge, poundingshaft.
The Major, with Richard's hands firmly clamped onto his underwear-clad bum, thrust his hips back and forth, fucking Richard's hot, moist mouth, loving the wet sucking noises his huge dong made as it pulled in and out of his cock-sucking mate's mouth. Richard's own cock, stubby and rock hard, was jutting out of the fly of his own boxers, dribbling lube onto the Major's bunched-up trousers. Suddenly, the Major pushed Richard away and hauled him up off his knees. "Let's get up on the bed and have a hot '69', Bucket!! I've always wanted a good '69' while in my shorts!" With that, the Major slid his trousers over his shoes and, after slipping them off as well, got on the bed with Richard. Side-by-side Richard and the Major lie, and the Major wasted no time in wrapping his lips around Richard's throbbing cock, deeply inhaling the clean, soapy smell of Richard's crotch. Richard moaned as he felt the handsome Major's mouth wrap around his aching member, feeling his hairy balls starting to boil. The two virile, distinguished men sucked off each others' pounding dicks through thier undershorts like sex-starved teenagers, and Richard was really getting off on the cock-tingling masculine aroma of sweat, soap, and cologne..the smell of a sexy, VERY HORNY Major!! Richard played with the Major's firm arse with one hand, while teasing and massaging his bulging nuts with the other. That did it for the randyMajor!
"MMMNNHHNN..MMHNN..UGHHHH..UGHHH!!!!!!" the Major grunted, his mouth stuffed with Richard's cock, as his own massive shaft exploded, flooding Richard's mouth with jet after steamy jet of aristocratic jizz. Richard tried to swallow as much of the Major's tasty load as he could, savoring that rich, manly taste. The Major's mouth clamped tightly to Richard's stubby cock, really pouring on the suction, and Richard managed to groan, "OOHHhhhhhhyessssssss..." as his own bloated balls letloose.
The Major felt Richard's cock throb in his mouth, and was rewarded with a good half-dozen spurts of hot executive sperm down his throat. As both men came down off of thier sexual highs, Richard inhaled deeply, breathing in the rich, gamy scent of man-sweat and freshly-shot spunk. At that moment, both Richard and the Major KNEW that they had truly bonded, and that thier friendship would certainly deepen over time........and, as for Hyacinth, she could not understand why, later on, at her infamous candelight suppers, WHY the Major was now virtually ignoring her, and now focusing his lustful stares at her husband, Richard?? THE END!! Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feedback are always welcome!