OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters. "KUA" is a BBC production and is written and directed by Harold Snoad. OK, readers, it seems that, from the e-mails I have recieved, that"dishy Vicar" has quite a male following, so, here again, is that "dishy Vicar".......about to go on a wild erotic ride with his good friend, the dapper Richard Bucket......UNZIP ANDENJOY!!
This Saturday morning, that dishy Vicar pedaled away on his stationary bicycle in his study, his hairy, muscular legs a blur as he pumped madly on the pedals. Though he still wore his clerical shirt and collar, he was wearing a tight pair of shorts, as he usually did while exercising. The Vicar's wife was away for the weekend visiting her sister, so the Vicar was all alone.......but NOT for long! As expected, at 11 am sharp, the doorbell rang, and, when the Vicar answered it, Richard Bucket was standing on the doorstep, dapper in his suit and tie, and his fedora at a jauntyangle.
"Hello, Richard," the Vicar smiled, patting Richard on the back as he entered. "Good to see you, too," Richard replied, as the Vicar closed and locked the door behind Richard. Richard's "visit" was not unexpected...the Vicar had invited him over on purpose, so that he might have some erotic, manly fun with Richard. Already, Richard's cock was at full mast, the bulge very obvious behind his fly. He licked his lips as he saw how damned sexy the Vicar looked......his sweaty clerical shirt......those snug-fitting shorts...those hairy, sweaty masculine legs..........!! "So, Richard," the Vicar said, flashing Richard a wicked smile " ready for some fun and games? I cannot WAIT to have you all to myself!!" Richard grinned, but did not reply. He took off his fedora and his jacket, and hung them on thecoat-rack.
"Let's get rid of these, Vicar," Richard muttered, as he unbuckled the Vicar's belt and unzipped his fly. The Vicar's shorts slid down his hairy, powerful thighs, and he lifted up his feet so that he could step out of them. "OH,DAMN!!!" Richard groaned, his cock throbbing harder now as he drank in the sight of the Vicar wearing a pair of tight-as-hell green-striped boxers, his massive fuckrod straining at the sweaty cotton. Already, a quarter-sized lube stain had soaked through the cotton, making Richard even hotter.Richard dropped to his knees, and started licking the throbbing outline of the Vicar's mighty clerical cock through the sweaty, striped cotton. Richard nibbled, sucked, and licked greedily, loving the sexy taste of the Vicar's boxer-imprisoneddong.
The Vicar leaned back against the edge of his desk, closing his eyes in bliss. "Ohhhhh, Richard, " the dishy Vicar moaned "that feels jolly good...it's been a bloody rough week and I need to let off some steam!" Richard replied, "I know all about "rough weeks", Vicar.....EVERY week with Hyacinth is a ROUGH week and it drives me insane!" As Richard was just about to reach into the fly of the Vicar's boxers, the Vicar held up his hand, motioning him tostop.
"Wait just a second, Richard, " the Vicar ordered, "I have to get something from my desk drawer." The Vicar reached over and pulled open the top drawer. "OHHHMYLORRRDD!" Richard exclaimed, not believing what the Vicar was holding. The handsome clergyman held a huge black dildo, at least 11 inches long. It obviously operated by batteries, and had a suction cup for mounting it onto a desk, table, or wall. The Vicar explained he had to go into London (in "civvies") to an East End gay sex shop, to purchase this ebony monster. "Come along, Richard," the Vicar chuckled "let's you and I get this fellow all lubed up so we can have some realfun!"
"Anything to oblige, Vicar," Richard replied, and the two horny men started licking up and down the length of that fake black cock, thier tongues and mouths fighting over the thick, mushroom-like head. The Vicar was now picturing the sexy, young black conductor he saw aboard the bus the other day....he still remember how the conductor's massive cock snaked its way down the left leg of his tight uniformtrousers........
How the Vicar wished he was on his knees right now,sucking on that fat black cock, jutting out of the open fly of the conductor's dark trousers. When both Richard and the Vicar had gotten the ebony dildo good and slick, the Vicar then mounted it that it jutted at an angle from the side of his desk, right at ass-level. Then he flicked a switch, and the fake cock started to vibrate and twitch. Richard stroked his throbbing erection through his suit trousers as he watched the Vicar pull down the seat of his boxeers, and then back his round, furry rump into the huge black dildo. "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHJESSSSUUUSSS!!!!" the Vicar growled, as his hairy bunghole stretched to accomodate that fat dildo.
The Vicar managed to get practically all of that huge black rubber dong stuffed up his furry arse, and Richard could see that the Vicar was clearly in ecstacy. The Vicar's fat cock was still imprisoned in shorts.....but Richard was about to see to that! Richard dropped to his pinstriped knees, and swallowed the Vicar's throbbing dick in one swiftmove.
"OOHRICHARD..OOHHDAMN!!" the Vicar snarled, as Richard swiftly sucked on the Vicar's cock, getting it good and slippery with his spit. Then, Richard stood up, and dropped his suit pants down around his gartered socks. He then, liked the Vicar, pulled down the seat of his snug checkered boxers to just below his furry bumcheeks and backed his own hairy chute into the Vicar's pounding, lube-dribbling erection, which jutted out of the fly of his tightshorts
"DAMN, RICHARD," the hunky clergymen hissed "THAT BUNGHOLE OF YOURS IS LIKE A VICE!" Richard gritted his teeth, and growled deep in his throat, as more and more of the Vicar's clerical cock slid between his hairy arsecheeks. With the big black dildo humming in his well-stuffed chute, The Vicar was really hot and ready to royally bugger Richard's hairy executive arse. The Vicar then began pumping his hips, thrusting his pounding cock in and out of Richard's arse while he fucked his own round arse with that monster of a black dildo. The Vicar reached around, and slid one hand into the fly of Richard's undershorts, and started jacking his stubby, steel-hard dong while still inside his boxers! Richard groaned "Ohhhyess..ohhyyes...oohhyesssss,Vicar..." over and over, his eyes closed, deep in throes of erotic ecstacy. "You stuffy executives NEED a good stiff cock to bugger your arses on a regular basis," the Vicar snarled, really getting into the hot fucking action. Richard's hole was really tight, and the Vicar loved the feel of the thick hairs in Richard's ass-trench scratching against his throbbing, arse-invading dick. The Vicar was really fucking his masuline bum good with that fat rubber cock, and the vibrations it sent out were really driving the Vicar's prostate totally haywire. His strong fist wanked Richard's drooling corporate cock even faster,the Vicar totally blinded to everything in the world except his mad lust........ "OOHHHHHH..OOHH......OOHHYESS..YESSS,RICHARD....OHHLORD..YES...HERE IT COMES, OLD BOY...UGHH..AUGGHH....OOHHGODDDDD...UGHHH!!" The Vicar's hairy nuts exploded a moment later, and Richard felt the Vicar's cock start shooting spurt after spurt of thick clerical cum deep between his furry arsecheeks. The Vicar's rough hand squeezed Richard's cock tighter, and pumped it like it was notomorrow.
It was TOO much for Richard Bucket. "OHHH..OOHHLORD,VICAR..OHHMYYY...OOHHGODDD..YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Richard felt his aching nuts boil over, and his throbbing cock exploded in the Vicar's fist. Wad after wad of sticky corporate cum sprayed out of Richard's cock, flooding his sweaty boxers, completely soaking through the material. The Vicar, meanwhile, was still shooting, and his hot load was oozing around his thick tool as it dribbled out of Richard's overstuffed arsehole and down into his shorts to the back of his hairyballs.
The Vicar's hand was completely coated with Richard's sticky cum-load, and he pulled out his hand from Richard's shorts and licked his own jizz from his hand, lapping it up as though it were the sweetest of all nectars. Slowly, relunctantly, Richard pulled his furry, well-buggered arse off of the Vicar's cum-and-sweat coveredcock.
Richard pulled up his boxers, knowing the Vicar's cum would stain the seat as it dribbled out of his tight bunghole. The Vicar, likewise, pulled his battered arse off the humming dildo and put his hairy arms around Richard, kissing him deeply and with greatpassion.
"I hope you don't have to rush off, Richard, "the Vicar chuckled, "my wife is away until late tomorrow evening....and, I'd love some company!" Richard tweaked the Vicar's stiff nipples through his sweaty shirt as he kissed him again. "Well, Vicar, to tell the truth, Hyacinth is gone for the weekend, too....she went up to her sister Violet's country cottage." "JOLLY GOOD, RICHARD!" the Vicar replied, grabbing Richard's firm arse through his pinstriped suit pants. THE END!! Hope you guys enjoyed!! Comments and feedback are always welcome!