Saga at MTV chpt 5 by MCButterfly77@aol.com
Disclaimer These are FICTIONAL accounts involving celebrities,
particularly MTV personalities. Some elements of reported RUMORS
will be used in this series, but only for fictional entertainment.
So, in a nutshell, this is my twisted lil version of MTV LOL.By the
way.. ~<---indicates change in time or place in this story.
"What exactly do you mean by a meeting" Carson said obviously feeling helpless "You'll see" Brian chuckled as he pulled out his cell phone and dialed a phone number. Eminems face went blank with confusion as he tried to figure out what the hell was going on. Gideon looked on in anticipation as he knew what was in store. A few rings sounded before a voice answered...then Brian replies
"Hey..guess what..it worked..you ready?..ok" Brian raised the volume up full blast and extended his arm and held the phone out in Carsons and Em's direction...a voice greets them
"Hello Carson!...and..haha Slim Shady.." Mariah Careys voice rang out through the phone and throughout the office."Well.....don't I at least get a hi back from one of you assholes?"
Eminems face was beet red with embarrassment...
"Um...hey Mariah" Em said, then Carson quickly rebutted
"Hey um ..uh Mariah look, I'm sorry I banned you from TRL..look you can have another show date just please don't tell anyone about this"
"Well my my my that didn't take you long did it? haha hmm the words of a desperate man...well...ill tell you this...ill keep quiet but you have to do 2 more things before I hang up". Mariah commanded...like the natural diva she is.
Carson sighed and rested his forehead on his palm.
"Well..what is it". He reluctantly uttered.
"Well". Mariah said in a condescending tone. "I want to first apologize for acting like a complete and total top of the line royal butthole to me and practically everyone you come across at MTV..especially Brian and Gideon, and second of all....I want you to give Eminem aka LOVERBOY a big long ass french kiss for me!! hahahahaha". Mariah lost her composure laughing and had to pull away from the phone for a few moments. Brian handed the phone to Gideon..he wasn't just gonna let him stand there and do nothing.
"Hello? Mariah..this is Gideon...you want us to call you back with the update?... yes..we'll make sure of that" Gideon said, smirking at Carson and Eminem." By the way, your new album...FABULOUS, ok bye now" he finished in his best gay male voice.
No sooner than Gideon had hung up with Mariah, he saw Carson spring up from his chair..walk over to Eminem...and give him a long passionate kiss...but this was a kiss that only 2 people in love make...Brian and Gideon thought they had seen everything at this point but were even more taken aback by this.
Eminem pulled away from Carson, then looked at Brian and Gideon..
"There..you faggots happy now?"
Carson settled the score once and for all
"Guys..jeez..weve been through alot these past 2 days we've both made mistakes, and I wholeheartedly apologize for my being such a prick...you guys know I'm gay..i know you guys are too..and I accept you..i hope you accept my apology"
Brian and Gideon looked at eachother again..with a mischievous tone.
"Well..we do accept...but there's one more condition to this agreement we had in mind Carson" Gideon said.
"Another one?..guys are hard asses..well ok..lay it on me"
"Oh no, were gonna lay it on HIM" Brian said pointing to Eminem.
"WHAT THE..." Eminem spurted out in surprise as he watched Brian and Gideon walk towards him, they stopped...Brian on his left side, Gideon on his right, then both of each grabbing one buttcheek and then seductivley licking both sides of Eminems neck at the same time..as if they had planned and rehearsed it. Carson Daily of course was totally enthralled but relieved that he might be out of the woods as far as trouble went. Brian and Gideon gave eachother a high five.
" I think this meeting is adjourned" Gideon said still tasting the sweetness of Eminems neck on his tongue.
" I think so too" Brian mumbled while smacking Carson Daily on the ass.
MTV was never the gonna be the same again....
** OK guys I know I totally blew off writing another chpt but I just lost interest till one of you begged me to write another one so I thought what the hell LOL, I just slapped it together in one night to just GET IT OVER WITH LOL. So sorry for making you hang on this long. You know what to do.....EMAIL ME!!! :P**