The cashier's chair was right at the level of my groin and when it was my turn the first thing he saw was my wet crotch. I gave my best sheep/puppy dog grin while I fumbled around for my wallet. Claire was still pretty flushed from the story and after she finished paying she croaked, "So, when did you start fucking then?" My three other friends who were with us smirked as they saw my eyes light up; I couldn't keep from grinning wickedly as I told her in a sage voice "On the endurance team you have to be able to hold out even when you're having the fuck of your life. You could ask Sean if you really need to know."
After finishing breakfast we all walked to the gym. Mats had been laid out in the center of the gym with the bleachers opposite and to the right of the main entrance and the team areas were to the left. I got a few swipes to the ass or crotch along with "good fuck" or "good luck" as I split with the group to go check in.
Check-in's are basically full physicals for your sexual health; and they give you a full look over before they run a quick blood check. They do the blood tests even though the school tests us every two weeks. Most STD's have either been cured or have vaccines against them, which is what allowed the sport to grow, but CDC still rightly mandates that all sexletes be tested regularly.
I went up to the main desk where the resident doctor immediately noticed the cum stain on my shorts.
"You do know the rules don't you? If that ejaculate is yours you will be disqualified?"
Sean had pulled this trick before a meet last year so I knew what to do. I told them that it wasn't mine, dropped my shorts and sat down for them to test it. The intern took a bunch of swabs from my shorts, legs and cock. Then she swabbed my check for a sample to test against.
Then the swabs of Sean's spluge were cut in half. One part of each one went into a vial that would turn blue if the DNA matched mine. The one that was taken from my dick head and under my foreskin did match, but only by enough to turn the vial light blue.
"Don't worry about that." The intern said, "We expect the these areas to give us a match, especially with an uncircumcised penis. What I am looking for is whether the ejaculate came from you. Even if you cleaned yourself up and then had someone else provide this sample there would be several hundred thousand of your sperm and plenty of other genetic material present."
Aside from the swabs from my dick all the other vials stayed clear as water.
"Clean so far. Now for part two."
The other half of each swab was combined and then tested for any STD's, if they came up red I'd be out of the meet. I doubted that Sean would be dirty, but if he got me tossed out this meet I was going to beat the crap out of him and cut him off until the next meet.
"Clear again. Just try to keep your enthusiasm contained next time."
I said I would and got but I kept my shorts off, there was no real point in putting them back on until I was through the physical. The examiner was another girl; guess I wasn't going to be boning up much during this exam. She took my nuts in her hands and kind of did a double take when she realized how big they were. She checked for any abnormalities to explain their size. I told her that my file had all the tests, I was just blessed with balls the size of two large Avocado seeds. My third cum shots were usually bigger than most guy's biggest first shots; I had actually busted a few condoms when I got really into the sex. Next she checked to see if I had shot a load recently and then she tried to slip a finger up my ass for a prostate exam.
I have a really tight ass; getting two fingers up me takes way more time than it's worth. At 21 I've still got my cherry, I actually like it that way; most of the time I don't even want to fuck. Rubbing, blowjobs and 69's have always been my favorites.
The doc finally got two fingers into me and started to feel around. As she ran a finger over my button she commented.
"You don't have anal sex very often do you?"
I shuddered a little as she did that and shook my head. She had kind of forced the second finger in before I was ready for it so her touches didn't do that much for me. She kept at it until she pushed or did something just right and got me to moan in surprise and pleasure.
"OOOHHHHHhhhhh uuuuuugghhh" "I was wondering what it would take. I'm sorry if it's fast, but I have a lot more people to check."
"mmmmmm gnnUUAGhhhhhh" was my reply as she did whatever again and then pulled out. I looked down and saw that I had gone past half-mast, looking back I whistled, I may not get fucked proper, but I think I just got as close as I can get... and with a woman!