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Chapter 45 Killer Clowns
I awoke to find Robin, Batgirl and the cloaked girl tied beside me. We had been moved to the front of the auditorium. The Joker, Harley, and Quinn were dressed in their macabre outfits. The two girls were dancing together while Joker danced alone. Those on the floor were dancing as well. Seeing the guns in the hands of the clowns gave me understanding as to why the people were dancing.
'I have to break free,' I thought. 'If I could just concentrate on these ropes...'
"He's awakey, Mr. J-key," Harley said.
The Joker turned and smiled at me, as if he could help not smiling.
"Glad you've returned to us. I was hoping I didn't hit you too hard. Do you remember where you are? What you were doing? Your name? Your shoe size?"
"Why are you doing this?"
"I love a good party! And this one seemed like the perfect one to crash!"
"Are you one of those bent-on-revenge-types? If so, I think it's pretty sad. Revenge is so overrated."
"Then why do you do what you do-do?" he asked as he bent a listening hear toward me. "Do you do-do this because of revenge?"
"Not really. I do this because of tight-asses like you who want to dominate the rest of humanity. People like you need to evolve."
"Evolve, huh? I've evolved. No longer am I run by government bureaucracy. The Russian government has conformed to your society. They are having a tough time of it, too. So now your government is going to exploit them. Isn't that how bureaucracy works?"
"You might be right. This government isn't perfect. But it has come a long way from tyrannical rule. Your government will get there some day."
"Blah, blah, blah," the Joker replied as he punched me in the mouth and turned around. "I'm so over being an unwanted general. I'm enjoying my new look! And I've got a new attitude to go with it! No more rules to follow! No more strategic military strikes to meet an end! Just striking for the sheer hell of it! God, I love my new job!"
The Joker laughed maniacally.
"Speaking of job, anyone got a blow?"
"Me, oh, me!" Harley called out.
"No, pick me!" Quinn said.
"No, no, no, girls. Let's pick someone from our studio audience! Hmm, let's see! Who is the most masculine, most butch guy we've got!"
"Can we pick him out?" Harley asked.
"Of course you can, my dears! Go find us a contestant!"
Harley and Quinn dropped down off the stage and moved throughout the partiers. They would look down shirts, grab genitalia, and rub arms to see who fit their standard of the butchest, most masculine man in the crowd. Finally the two settle on two separate men. Quinn grabs Ashton Kutcher and drags him to the stage while Harley grabs Leonardo DiCaprio and pulls him to the stage.
"I found one, Mr. J!" Harley exclaims.
"No, I found one!" Quinn replies getting hostile.
"Ladies, please!" the Joke says then chuckles. "There is plenty of me to go around." Once the two men were standing in front of the Joker, Ashton looked upon the clown narrowly. "Hmm, someone's getting a little steamed," The Joker said. "Why not blow off some steam."
Harley and Quinn kicked the two men in the back of the knees causing them to drop down in front of the Joker. The Joker reached up and unbuttoned his pants. He pulled out his large, thick cock and waved in front of the two men's face.
"Eeney, meaney, miney, mo, who will give the Joker a blow?" the Joker asked in rhyme. "Will it be Aston from that 70's show? Or will it be the Titanic guy, who people call Leo?"
The two girls chuckled. "He has such a way with words," Harley said.
Quinn agreed. "He's so poetic."
"Give me an 'A'!" The Joker said as he pushed his long, hard cock into Ashton's mouth. "Now, remember, no biting. You lose points for biting."
Ashton mumbled something.
"What was that?" the Joker asked. "You shouldn't talk with your mouth full. No one can understand you."
I looked over at the three bound with me. Robin and Batgirl both struggled with their bonds, unable to break free. I was having trouble myself and didn't want to use my mutant powers. They had been off lately and it took all the concentration I had to unlock a door. Untying these complicated bonds could be disastrous.
Raven looked up from having her head bowed. She seemed in concentration, though her gaze was not on anything fixed. "Azarath metrion zinthos!" she called out. Suddenly, our bonds snapped free us.
Harley and Quinn readied for a fight while Joker simply pulled out his gun and put it up to Ashton's head. "Not until he's through eating. Everyone should have their bellies full before retiring."
We waited unable to act while the Joker forced Ashton to finish giving him a blow job. The Joker sighed and then moaned as Ashton continued sucking.
"Oh, that's it," the Joker stated. "Give me some sugar! Or should it be me giving you some sugar? I'm not sure which way it flows." The he laughed. "Actually, I do know which way it flows. And here it comes!"
Ashton's eyes widened as he felt the Joker climax in his mouth.
I took that as my opportunity to act. The Joker would be too busy feeling his orgasm to act. I leapt at him and tackled him. His cock pulled out of Ashton's mouth and white cum spewed everyone covering Ashton and Leo's faces.
We rolled on the floor and the Joker's foot came up kicking me in the face. He rolled on top of me and punched me several times.
"Do you know how hard it is to find a good cocksucker in this country? Russia's full of them! The women there are awesome!"
"You're a pig," I said as my fist flew up and connected with his jaw knocking him off of me.
Robin, Batgirl and Raven went after Harley and Quinn. Robin swung at Harley, who blocked and countered his attack, punching the Boy Wonder in the face. He stumbled a bit. Raven swung her leg up and connected with Harley's face, causing the clown to stumble backwards.
Quinn twirled around and swung her leg out. Batgirl flipped backwards narrowly avoiding the clown's kick. Quinn then cart-wheeled toward Batgirl, who swung her leg out from her crouching position and tripped Quinn, causing her to fall to the floor.
"Your madness ends here," I told the Joker.
"On the contrary," he said. "My madness has only begun! Even now as we speak, several chemicals are being released into the air. Within a matter of hours, global air currents will spread my precious cargo across the country, giving every a smile. Would you rather stay here and pound me? Believe me, I would enjoy it as much as you! Or would you rather stop my chemicals from making a mark on the world? The choice is yours."
I looked over at Robin and Raven battling Harley and Batgirl fighting with Quinn. If only Robin and Raven would split up so Batgirl could take on the Joker. I'd rather the Slayer fight the head clown. He had the most military and combat training.
Batgirl looked over at me and seemed to know exactly what I was thinking. Only she reversed things. "Stay here," she called out as she jumped in the air and kicked Quinn hard. Quinn flew back against the wall with a thud and slumped to the floor unconscious.
Right after kicking the clown, while still in the air, Batgirl pulled out a grapple and shot it into the air. The cable pulled her up to the rafters and, within seconds, she was gone.
"It looks like your plans are getting foiled and I get to beat your ass. Nothing like having friends, if you ask me."
"I guess there is nothing like it," the Joker said as he pulled out his gun and fired into the crowd.
I turned and stopped the bullets with my powers while the Joker ran off. I dropped the bullets to the floor and turned to Robin and Raven.
"Do you have things under control?" I asked.
Robin nodded.
I ran off out of the hotel in search of the Joker.
Raven blocked a punch from Harley. She countered with a punch of her own causing Harley to spin around. Robin swung his leg up and kicked Harley in the stomach. Then he used her as a stair and swung his other leg up connecting with the clown's face. He flipped backwards in the air and landed on his feet as Harley fell backwards unconscious.
"Someone call the police," the Boy Wonder stated as he pulled out some rope. "Give me a hand. Tie up Quinn."
Raven nodded and went to work on the clown. When they finished, the two went behind stage keeping to the shadows to remain unseen until the police arrived and carted off Harley and Quinn.
"Who are you?" Robin asked.
"My name is Raven and I've come for you, Robin."
"You, what?" Robin became defensive at her statement. "What do you want with me?"
"Do not fear. I am not here to harm you. On the contrary, I have been watching your exploits for a year now and I would like to offer you something."
"Oh? And what's that?"
"I am affiliated with a group of youths who do what you do. However, we are in need of a leader. You've shown remarkable skill and determination, as well as a quick wit. We know how you defeated the vampire Kane as well as assisted with the situation concerning Ra's al Ghul. I have been ordered to offer you the position as leader of the group 'Teen Titans'. Would you accept it?"
In some respects, this was a dream come true for Robin. Ever since Nightwing left, he had felt out of the loop. Batgirl and Batman were both adults Nightwing was the closest he had to someone his age, and when Nightwing left, Robin felt left behind. Being offered to join a group of teenagers his own age seemed like the way out of his loneliness.
"When do we leave?" Robin asked.
"Right away."
"Not just yet. There is still one more thing I have to do."
The two heard the doors opening to the dining room and someone shouted out in relief, "it's the police."
"I have to go help my partner with one last battle," Robin replied. "Want to come?"
The corner of Raven's mouth curled into a slight smile. "I would love to."
To Be Continued...
What do you think of Raven's offer? Do you know to which team she is referring? I'm sure you do.
Only 5 more chapters to go! What do you think of "Judgments"? Do you like it as much as the others? Which is your favorite storyline? I know, it is hard to decide when you don't know how this will end. Only five more chapters to go and you will know!