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Disclaimer: This is a story EXTREME SCAT (i.e., shit, puke, piss) and other depravities. Do not read if younger than 18. This is entirely fantasy (obviously in this case!) and does not represent any real people. A big thank you to my fan "Nastyfromnaija" who suggested this storyline -- I hope I'm doing it justice. I'm not sure how long this series will be yet, but email is always welcome: piggysleaze@mail.com
I don't remember much of what happened. I was driving home. There was a loud bang. The world was spinning. And then I woke up here. Car crash, I guess. But I think it was over in an instant. So that's something.
As for "here," well, that's where things get a little confusing. When I came to, I was completely naked and sweating, my husky dad-bod drenched in a rank musk that radiated from my thick, soaked body hair. My heavy-grown pits were sending streams of rolling stink down my sides. I was also rock hard, my cock pulsing and twitching. But I swear my dick was the biggest I'd ever seen it. I'm a pretty well-hung guy, but now my veiny rod stretched practically to my pecs. Out of curiosity, I bent down and took my own cheesy, uncut cock in my mouth, swirling my tongue around my floppy hood and slurping my natural man tastes into my slobbering maw. This was definitely new. I'd never come close to being a self-sucker even in my limber teen days. Trust me, I tried!
Reluctantly I released my tasty cock to get my bearings. I was on a stone floor which was radiating a warm heat. In fact, the whole circular room was stone, roughhewn and jagged, almost like a cave, except it was as hot as a sauna instead of cold and clammy. Everything was bathed in a reddish light, but I couldn't see the source and it seemed to pulse like a beating heart, or a throbbing cock. I was by myself in the empty room, just me and my drooling monster cock.
I ran my hands over my sweat-soaked body and noticed other changes. My nipples were now the size of fingers, sticking out from my pecs further than I'd ever seen them. Even more incredibly, they were leaking like my cock -- a clear, sticky ooze dribbling from them both. I scooped some onto my hand and licked it clean, savoring the salty taste of precum. My tits were pumping out precum just like my cock! Next, my hands roamed down to my balls, except they weren't my balls -- at least not the ones I remembered. They were gigantic, each one easily the size of a massive melon. And finally, my ass, which seemed to suck in my entire hand when I explored it. There was absolutely no resistance as I pushed my fist into my guts, feeling my loose pigcunt lips hug my wrist as I rooted around.
Suddenly, laying on the warm, stone floor, I was overtaken by a complete feeling of lust. In spite of my confusion and trepidation, an all-consuming horniness took over and blocked out everything else. I yanked my fist from my cunt and found it covered in loose, creamy shit. I immediately wrapped my filth-smothered fist around my massive cock. I started shit-jerking my thick meat frantically while I squeezed my utter-like tits with my other hand. In a few seconds I was moaning in ecstasy as rope after rope of thick, white batter flew over my head. I'd never shot such a huge load before. I glanced over my shoulder behind me. It literally looked like a gallon of milk had been emptied down the wall and onto the floor. And then there was another surprise. My cock didn't go down. I'd just emptied my balls in the biggest orgasm of my life and I was still rock-hard, still throbbing, still oozing a river of precum.
As I lay panting on the floor trying to make sense of it all, I heard someone clear their throat from the other side of the room. I jumped up in surprise. Just a second ago I had been alone, I was sure of that. But now as I spun around, I saw the most beautiful man standing naked a few feet away. Beautiful isn't the right word. Magnificent maybe? Glorious. Radiant. He towered at least seven feet tall, with bulging, vein-laced muscles at every juncture of his perfect body. He had a smooth scalp and face, and the lack of hair drew attention to his piercing blue eyes and lascivious mouth which was slightly turned up in a mischievous grin. But there were two other attributes to him that were astonishing. First was his cock. Thick and veiny as the rest of him, it hung down past his knees. It wasn't like any man's cock I'd seen; it was more like a horse, as big as my arm that blossomed at the end into a massive, knotted cap. Second, he had wings. Actual, enormous, wings of shimmering light and prisms of color. They spread out behind him as he stood looking at me taking it all in.
"Greetings Logan," he said in a deep, almost rumbling voice.
I blinked in surprise. "You know my name," I said, half statement, half question.
He chuckled. "Yes, I know your name. I know every name. Would you like to know my name?" I nodded slowly, afraid of what the answer might be. "I am called many things, but I probably prefer Lucifer from among the choices." My heart sank. I dropped my head in resignation and fear, and was surprised to see that I was stroking my shitty cock again, jerking it with the nearly liquefied sewage from my trench. I wasn't even aware I had been doing it, but I didn't stop.
"So, I'm in Hell?"
Lucifer cocked his head and regarded me for a couple seconds before replying. "Logan, have you ever killed anyone?"
I jerked my head up and looked at him. "No," I responded emphatically, "of course not!"
"Have you ever sold someone into slavery," he asked, eyes boring into me. I shook my head no. "Has anyone been left destitute because of your lies and schemes?" I replied no again. Then he looked at me with even more intensity, to the point I began to quiver slightly under his penetrating gaze. "And what about Ethan?"
Ah ... is that why I was here? Because of Ethan? My mind was a whirl and my heart was racing, but I was ready to defend my relationship with my nephew, even to the Fallen Angel himself. It had never felt wrong. Ethan was a born pig like me, and we went through every stage of his road to total filth and depravity as loving family and partners. It had only been a couple nights ago, on his eighteenth birthday, that we had drifted off into a blissful sleep coated in each other's shit and puke. My cock remained buried in his creamy, wet hole throughout the night, and I had emptied my bladder into my wanton nephew's cunt the next morning, with him thanking me over and over again for filling him with my piss. I had been his teacher and lover, roles I would happily assume again, even if it meant I was destined for Hell.
"It is true," Lucifer said, pulling me out of racing thoughts. "I can see into Ethan's heart and all he ever wanted was for more and more of you to be part of him. You taught him his true nature. You are to be commended, not punished." His words caught me off guard, and I looked hopefully into his nearly-glowing blue eyes, still stroking my slimy and oozing cock.
"Logan, the fact is you were a good person. You were a rutting, degenerate pig in all things your society deemed as vile and disgusting, but that is your nature not your morality." As he talked, Lucifer began walking towards me, his horse-sized and shaped cock and massive balls swaying with his steps. Then he started to piss, a roaring stream that sprang from his dick's enormous hole and splattered the floor between us as he drew closer. "You were actually kind, loving, and generous. The very qualities that land you in Heaven."
By now Lucifer was towering over me, stopping just a few inches short of my quivering body. His massive frame radiated heat and stink, intoxicating me as if I were inhaling the finest drugs deep into my lungs. His piss had never stopped flowing, and now it was splattering over my rigid cock and gargantuan balls, running down my legs, and pooling at my feet. I was so entranced by his presence and piss that it took me a few moments to register what he had said. "Wait," I murmured, shaking my head a bit to clear it. "Did you just say Heaven? But I assumed..."
Lucifer chuckled again. "It is complicated. You see, you are not the first raunch pig deserving an eternity of pure bliss. God discovered many of your brethren in his midst from the very beginning of our Heaven and Hell arrangement." Lucifer casually scratched his enormous balls, and sniffed, then licked, his fingers afterwards. He continued talking as if nothing had happened.
"Most of Heaven's rewards to the deserving are fairly easy to bestow and remain completely banal -- an eternity with loved ones, limitless puppies, beautiful music, that kind of thing. Blah, blah, blah. But pigs -- nasty, perverted, degenerate pigs -- well, our tastes for eternal happiness run a little different."
I was having trouble concentrating, as Lucifer's pissing cock had now hardened and was shooting straight up into the air, sending a never-ending downpour of rank, hot, yellow fluid onto my head and over my body. Lucifer was literally creating a golden shower of piss over me. It was the purest form of that phrase I'd ever imagined. Even as I squirmed in pleasure and ran my hands over my drenched body, I forced myself to focus on Lucifer's deeply melodic voice. I knew he was describing the future of my own immortality.
"So, God had a conundrum," Lucifer continued, his story rising over the sound of splattering piss. "It wasn't anything personal, mind you. Those very first pig brothers of yours were fully deserving of infinite happiness, just like you. It wasn't a question of sin. It is just that raunch isn't really God's cup of tea. Truthfully, he's very vanilla that way and more than a little uptight. I, on the other hand, love the vilest of nasty sex. I was the original filth pig." By now Lucifer had pressed his arm-length column of a cock between us. That gigantic mushroomed tip landed right at my lips and I began sucking and chewing on it, even as Lucifer continued pumping out gallon after gallon of piss high into the air.
He was still chatting nonchalantly, as if I wasn't slobbering over his cockhead, and I somehow continued to listen, even as chewed into the edges of his horse cock and let my face get firehosed from his ever-flowing piss fountain. "So, God and I made a deal. We broke off a piece of Heaven and moved it down here. I agreed to take care of God's piggy wards and give them exactly what they deserved -- an eternity that would make them endlessly happy as their immortal reward. God got to keep his domain clean and boring and free of things like shit and piss and puke, and I got a brotherhood of like-minded filth perverts to spend eternity with. Win-win!"
Lucifer's cock finally stopped pissing. He cupped my drenched face in his hand, just under my chin, and gently pushed me off his beautiful cock. I think I might have whimpered just a bit from being separated from such a beautiful piece of meat. He ignored my protestations and continued: "We call it The Loophole." And just like that, his horse cock began firing globs of cum all over my face. I opened my mouth and drank as much of his angelic batter as I could, but it was as if buckets of jizz were being poured over me. It was scalding hot and delicious.
"FUUCCCK," I moaned, gurgling through the layers of cum in and over my mouth. My own cock had started spurting spontaneously, coating the underside of Lucifer's massive bull balls in thick spouge. My pig tits were spurting cum too, spewing rivulets that ran down either side of Lucifer's veiny column of cock flesh. I had never experienced an orgasm like this before, and it was amazing. And like before, my cock remained perfectly hard and erect afterwards. Lucifer, still holding my face in his massive hand, bent down and kissed my piss- and cum-covered lips. We opened our mouths to each other, slobbering and drooling as we passed his spunk back and forth between us. Finally, he broke off our snog and gestured behind him. What had once been a solid wall now contained an archway, through which poured a blast of heated air, ripe with the powerful stench of shit. A chorus of moans and grunts could be heard beyond.
"Let's go see your new eternal home," Lucifer said, guiding me to the entryway as my cum dripped off his balls behind him. My mind was still reeling -- a piece of Heaven that was actually in Hell? I was about to discover The Loophole.